I always said I would never be the kind of escort that does whingey blogs about timewasters and the not so nice people who sometimes contact me. Totally other ladies choice what they blog about of course but I like to blog about the positive experiences I have had and other things that inspire me in my escorting life.
So with this in mind although I am talking about a person I turned down..to put a positive spin on things it has inspired me to address some of the questions he raised (so Thank You Mr T….although you remind of a Mr M or is that Mr Z…;).
The following are excerpts of an introductory email requesting a booking in the near future..(the identity of this gentleman is obviously protected!)
‘what I am looking for is a genuine Yorkshire lass and I don’t mind a few rough edges.’
*Indeed I am a genuine Yorkshire lass…I don’t own whippets or wear a flat cap..but I was born and bred in Yorkshire and I give an honest,genuine service..rough around the edges…well what you see is what you get, a girl next door type. I don’t claim to be beautiful, I claim to be a big busty lady with a reasonably pretty face, a humongous pair of tiddies and wobbly bits which you can see clearly in my pics. I don’t believe in photoshopping or airbrushing.Rough edges sounds like someone who will perhaps be a tad chavvy..not one of my usp’s I’m afraid!:)*
‘You probably don’t watch it but think Binky from Made in Chelsea and you’ll get the sort of girl I am talking about. I guess you’re probably more Geordie Shore or TOWIE. ‘
*Now I can assume he thinks I watch these programmes…again not a judgement on those who do but not my thing really…I even state on the profile that he later claims to have read I am a huge Dr Who fan and I tend to be into documentaries or history programmes…the other assumption is he thinks I am like the ladies in these programmes..abit chavvy? It certainly isn’t down to my looks I don’t think…I don’t have the fake hair and lots of makeup thing going on..although I do have acrylic nails because otherwise I would bite my nails..horrible habit!Again not one of my usps folks…*
‘Wow you’re really cheap so I am more than happy to have a two hour booking with you.’
*His view of my rates seem to fit in with the persona he thinks I have…I am about average for Leeds I would say but I try and offer rates that fit in with most budgets and I am happy with them.It doesn’t concern me what other ladies see fit to charge..good luck to them I say*
‘Bibi is an not a name I have come across before. Is it short for something? I googled your name in Leeds and it came up with a pizza restaurant. Not wishing to be a snob but I hope that doesn’t mean you are based above a takeaway or are Pizzas your favourite food. Looks as though they might be. Well I suppose we can always order a pizza if we get a bit peckish!’
*At this point in the email..I did realise that someone was taking the piss…I believe I have blogged before about how my name came about..(he later claims he reads my blogs so he maybe missed it).Bibi came about because I was originally called bbw32 but when I got my own website I wanted a proper name. Bibi is a proper girls name..nothing to do with restaurants or anything else.I also wanted something different from the ‘Kates’ and ‘Candices’ around.
My apartment is part of a rather nice complex near the bus station it is not above a takeaway shop lol.
I suppose the dig about me looking like I enjoy pizzas is fair game. I am a big unit and I do enjoy a nice meal. He goes on later to say he asked because he wanted to know if I preferred fine dining or curry houses or a takeaway..so why not just ask that?
As it happens I am a Bibi for all seasons.I love fine dining and I even know which cutlery to use and everything…start from the outside and work your way in!I have been lucky enough to have visited The New Ellington,La Grillade,Brasserie Blanc and Hotel du Vin.
I also enjoy places like Salvos,Black House, Bar and Grill and Akhbars. I am also happy to chill with a pizza or KFC..I like variety and most importantly when on a booking I want to relax with my client in whatever way he feels happiest (within my boundaries of course).I can sup a lager and kick off my shoes or I can enjoy gorgeously cooked food in a designed ambience in a cocktail dress while conversing about all sorts from the latest footy match you watched to politics and what I think of the welfare state to war and Peace and everything in between..(actually I haven’t read War and Peace so I would more listen to you on that subject..:) ).*
‘1. In you profile you describe yourself as bi. Never quite sure about that although I have nothing against a bit of girl on girl action when I ‘m watching porn. So what do you actually prefer, men or women? I’d rather not to meet up with a lesbian who is just doing sex work for the money iykwim.’
*I think we can take from my reviews that I enjoy sexy time full stop! I can be described as many things but a lesbian is not one of them…I think the term bisexual is fairly self explanatory..I like both!
I am more into men but I enjoy dalliances with ladies..I am greedy! I also describe myself as bisexual because I am very happy to see lady clients as well as gentlemen clients. Hey if you can get quality nookie from both sexes why restrict yourself? Aside from this if I was wanting this man to book me I am not exactly going to reply with ‘yeah your right…don’t bother love, I’ll just be laid there dreaming of quim..’*
‘2. I see that you are a smoker. I’ve had a couple of bad experiences with smokers which were like kissing ash trays so I wanted to check that you would have fresh breath. Hopefully you’re not a 20 a day girl.’
*I really don’t mind him having this doubt to be honest. I just wanted to add it so I can answer it.I am a social smoker of the odd menthol fag. I do not smoke in bookings unless my gent wishes me to. In fact I smoke on the balcony of my apartment so my flat does not smell of smoke. I don’t smoke before bookings at all. I mainly have a cig when out and about in my own time.I am fastidious when it comes to hygiene, so I am freshly showered and smelling sweet gob and poonani as well as pits. My hair always smells good too!
I actually don’t like the smell of fag smoke on other people so I am quite paranoid about this. Again out of the oodles of reports I have which he claims to have read nobody has even mentioned any yucky smells…*
‘ Shame you don’t do anal though as I enjoy that although not had too much experience. I would be really gentle and make sure you were well lubed up so don’t think it should hurt you at all. Not had any complaints so far! Anyway guess we can play it by ear and see how adventurous you’re feeling.’
*I am afraid this part of the email was the clincher of me not wanting to meet up…it might well be a shame..but it’s a moot point. I do not offer anal sex and this is quite clear. I never feel so bowled over by how much of an expert or how gentle someone claims to be to suddenly say’oh go on then..’He clearly knows I don’t do anal so why tell me about how it won’t hurt…I know my own body far better than a stranger and I can assure you I am exit only girl when it comes to my poochute.
He later tells me he has never been turned down for a booking except when he has asked girls to do anal when they don’t offer it. I’m sorry folks but if someone doesn’t offer a service you want don’t be surprised if they politely or not so politely tell you ‘No thanks’. It smacks of boundary pushing and as us ladies are committing to meeting a stranger on our own usually to be naked and take part in something intimate, first impressions count for alot.*
We have few ports of call when it comes to vetting potential clients other than our gut instinct and how they come across to us via email or phonecall.
I can’t say this too many times…do your homework, read everything carefully and keep communication to the point. By all means verify what you want a booking to involve and that the lady does in fact offer what she says she does but make sure you at least know who you are talking to, how much she charges and roughly where she is…the amount of calls/emails I get asking ‘Where in Leeds are you?’ or even ‘What part of London are you in?!?’ or ‘How much is it?’ or ‘Do you do anal/owo/cim?’ is ridiculous although the ‘what do you look like?’ is even more bizarre…I could make anything up couldn’t I?
And never ever think that a lady will be so impressed with you she will suddenly be moved to give you bareback,anal or anything else she doesn’t do.Also don’t assume because she is a prossie then she applies to a typical stereotype you may have in your head..we are all individuals with different life experiences, different interests outside of hookering and different levels of education.
After all the general stereotype of a client is a dirty old man and we know that is not true don’t we? The Anti-prostitution brigade would rub their hands in glee at things like that.
The truth is we are quite ordinary people who partake in the purchasing or provision of paid fun…nothing more to it than that really..no mystery and there should be no drama!
I love what I do for the most part. I love meeting people from all backgrounds,social classes and age ranges. I enjoy the intimacy, I enjoy spreading a bit of Bibijoy.Later this gent makes a quip that he is happy that the recession has ended in the North. obviously in context with his emails, that he could not quite believe that a prostitute would be turning down his hard earned…shock horror!
I enjoy that I can make a living from it..but with clients who are respectful not pisstakery…I enjoy the choice. Because I DO sell my services and time, it doesn’t mean I HAVE to…I can earn x amount from a client who is polite and has chosen my services because I am his type of lady or I can earn x amount from a cocky,arrogant wally…hmmm let me think..who would you see? 😉