Bloody Mosquitoes!

Hi folks, Just thought I’d call in and tell you about my latest foray abroad!

I’m not long back from a well deserved 10 day holiday in Bulgaria! I quite like visiting places I haven’t been to as long as it’s a 6 hour flight or hopefully less (I’m not a great flyer..maybe I would be on business class but I haven’t won the lottery yet!)
Bulgaria is a former communist country and they are still getting used to tourism etc.I played safe and stayed in a 5 star spa hotel especially as I’d chosen all inclusive.I am glad as I came across plenty of moaning Brits that had gone foe 3 star and said the food and rooms were pretty bad.To be fair though I think Brits on the whole see moaning as a national sport!I found it embarrassing!
one couple had even said they hadn’t budgeted to eat out..I mean who goes away on holiday and doesn’t even go out for a meal now and then to sample the local cuisine and atmosphere!
If you are out sightseeing what do you do? ‘Oh my god Beryl,look it’s lunchtime we had better get back to the hotel for our dinner!’..I don’t think so!
The food and drinks are really cheap over there..you could get lager for like 25p and a 3 course steak dinner for 2 for around £15!
The actual country has some great scenery to even rival Yorkshire,I went on a jeep safari which took us into the country and the tour guide was really interesting telling me how popular music was banned back in Communist times!
One of the best things I did over there was go for a 3 hour turkish bath,massage and pamper session with an hour in the hot tub with champagne and fruit..perfect for couples!I had a male masseur which was something I had never experienced before…not quite as thrilling as some might think as it was strictly business only!He did smirk though when lifting my massive boobs up to apply mus under them..I don’t think they get many ladies as well endowed as me over there!
I have also fallen in love with Bulgarian Rose products in particular their Nature of Agiva rose shampoo and conditioners and their shower gel!I did try and take as many bottles as I could back with me but I am running out!
So if anyone goes over to Bulgaria and wants to bring me some presents back….it’s cheap honest!
Another parting gift from Bulgaria is my mozzie bite scars…even with insect repellent on they bit my poor legs to death so if you want bare legs on a booking please don’t worry!I haven’t got anything nasty nor have I been beaten up,they are just the remnants of some wee beasty biting me!
Ta ra for now xx

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